A False Prophet In The Modern Era – Harold Camping!!

The rapture, predicted by the Christian pastor and radio broadcaster for “Family Radio”,  Harold Camping, never happened on the 21st of May 2011!! He apparently predicts the end of the world by using numerology, math and the bible. I was eagerly looking outside my window to see people floating to haven (sarcasm intended here) and waiting for the tidal wave of hell fury on Earth, but sadly I didn’t see any balls of fire, monsters running down the streets gnawing on people or even the biggest world catastrophic event of them all, Lady Gaga admitting her mother dropped her on her head when she was small from a two storey building!! Nothing happen, I was soooooo disappointed, cause I wanted to soooo badly put on my Ninja Turtle costume and fight the forces of evil, but all I got was runny nose standing outside on my patio in the cold with my nunchuks at the ready!! The most scariest thing I saw was my neighbors dog cleaning his balls!!

On a more serious note, how the banana can people in this self established modern era fall for a nutter like him? are people that blind? They cant believe that there might be life in other planets in space but when a nut-job tells that the world is going to go ka-blewie in a few days they go nanners!!


First take a look at this so called prophet. Mister Harold (liar liar pants on fire) Camping has twice before predicted that judgement day was coming and  garnered so much of donation to his church or group or whatever scam engine he runs. His previous judgement days were suppose to be on May 21st 1988, and September 7th 1994. Again nothing happen, there was no second coming of Christ on the said days and nobody got judged. So obviously when he needed to get more donation and money into his scam machine this time, he could not use the same judgement day excuse again, so he hyped it up to include the coming of Christ, Judgement day, rapture and also the total destruction of Earth on the 21st May 2011. This seemed to get the attention of the religious nutters and red necks laying around to run around in circles chasing their tails. In the middle of all the commotion, Camping seems to have cashed in big time! According to the IRS, “Family Radio” is almost completely run by donations and its net worth at $72 million dollars. Is it just me or do other people see something going on here too?? After his supposed end of world prediction came and went by without incident, people were left with a lot of questions but no one to ask those questions from, because on 22nd May 2011, no one could reach Camping. Calls to him were unanswered and he was missing. Finally he surfaced again on the 23rd and said that he was sorry and felt terrible that his prediction didn’t come true. So what does a scam artist who just got caught red handed do? why of course tell a new lie and start a new scam and that’s just what he did. Now he has revised the day of apocalypse, the new date is 21st October 2011 (everyone stock up on new diapers before then just in case you crap your pants again). He further went on to state he could not give financial advice to those who spent their life savings in the belief the end was ending. In other words he is saying “you were idiots and fell for it so go screw yourselves now”.  My personal opinion is that he is a very very smart con artist. Pulling the same trick 3 times and getting away with it on so many people, now that’s skill (wrong skills but still skills). He used people’s blind faith and close minded beliefs and personal vulnerabilities to get what he wanted, and people just blindly fell into it. He was the piper and he smooth talked thousands to walk in line and take the plunge. He is an engineer by profession, he has a B.S (bull shit in my opinion) in civil engineering, so of course he is smart and had the brain cells to carry on this elaborate plot and succeeded quite well in it too. He is clever old man that uses his strengths for all the wrong reasons, but then again there will always be people who will fool as long as there are people to fool. I, for one, would really like to meet Camping’s math professors and teachers. He got the prediction wrong for the third time using math, he must be really bad in his math! I have no idea how he became an engineer if his math was this bad. He gives all engineers a bad name!

Most of my anger is at the people who followed him without question. Faith is good, but blind faith is stupid. How can these people be hypothesized into selling all their land, valuables and invest all their life savings into the scam? Some people have had yard sales to sell all their house hold possessions or given them away to friends, family and strangers. Some have sold all their property and houses to follow this mayhem. I know in their heart they believed it was true and wanted to help other people from having a terrible fate that they believed will come, but this is taking it to a whole new level of absurdity. People have sold everything owned and donated to Camping’s organization so the organization will have enough funding to carry on with the false prophesy. Compared to the millions of dollars that was donated, only some billboards, painted RVs and people handing out pamphlets was done. Can anyone think where all the rest of the money went? well right into the pockets of Camping and the other bastards who run the scam. Camping and his fellow thieves were smart, they established their stations and places where they knew they can find easily manipulated religious fanatics and people whose will and can easily be bent and vulnerabilities easily exploited and spent a long time spreading their false propaganda. They just fell one after the other right onto his lap. Many people even had their pets euthanized in the fore running to what they believed will be the end of the world. Those poor animals got caught into the fanatic melodrama of their owners and had to pay with their lives sadly. In the middle of all this, it seems nobody noticed that Camping himself didn’t sell any of his properties or assets.

As long as there are close minded and easily manipulated people out there, there will be more scum like Harold Camping, who use religion as reason and the bible as a shield to their underhand games. People like Camping give legitimate religion who actually want to help people and people with honest, real faith to God, a bad name. Faith is good, people have a right to believe what they want to believe but having a blind faith and letting yourself be caught up in such an absurd plot is pointless. Religion should be a beautiful, intricate mix between faith, sense and sensibility if not people like Camping will emerge to further their own ends. This is not the first time he has pulled a scam like this, at least then the people who followed him were not being cautious. Most of the adherent followers of Camping have lost everything and he just slapped them across their face and ignored them. He doesn’t even take part of the responsibility for these people giving up all their possessions on his behest that the world was going to end. These people gave up everything they has because they believed him and he doesn’t even care about them and set them out now to fend for themselves. Some of his followers gave up their work, took holidays from their work and left behind family and friends. Some of them maybe be able to fix their lives again but some of them sacrificed quite a lot and their lives will never be the same again and Camping does not even care about that. He is sitting on $72 million dollars right now with a smug smile on his face.

In the middle of all this, there is news emerging that other Christian and Christian Evangelical churches are handing out pamphlets and on the process of recruiting the people who are now leaving Camping’s Church. It never stops, its like a vicious cycle. The people who got scammed already lost everything, but now are being recruited into possible new scams by new people. All I can say is this “fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!!” and besides if the world does not end on 21st October now at least we can look forward for the Mayan end of the world in 2012!! I am glad now we got until October, I get to watch Transformers 3!!

YouTube Is Currently Dead!! (UPDATE 3)

As of 22.30 GMT, on May 18th 2011, YouTube servers seem to be experiencing some server issues that is causing the “502 Server Error” to pop up! As of now I have been able to verify that the North Americas has been affected. If there are more regions affected please let me know! I will update this post as time goes on!

Update 1: Brazil and UK seem to be experiencing the problem too!! (thank you Cícero & Gary Spurway)

Update 2: As of 23.00 GMT, YouTube still seems to be kicking the bucket!!

Update 3: As of 23.10 GMT, YouTube seems to be back in action people!! so now we can stop living our real lives and go back to staring at movies the whole day and waste some really good productive time hehehehehehehehe!! cheers!!

The Forgotten Character Who Never Made It Into Charlie And The Chocolate Factory!! Introducing Miranda Piker!!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my most all time favorite books, it was one of the first books I read and it opened up the whole world of the limitless possibilities of imagination and the lust and hunger for reading, hence this bit of news that I uncovered came as a bit of a pleasant surprise. A whole chapter that I have never read of one of my most favorite books. I was sooooooo freakin’ happy!!

There was a character called Miranda Piker who was suppose to be one of the children who wins a ticket into Wonka’s factory but the publishers of the Roald Dahl’s most famous book, edited her out due to the reason that her death was too gruesome for little kids to read. According to Roald Dahl’s final few drafts, Miranda Piker was a studious little know it all and her dad was a school master, when they find out that Mr. Wonka had invented a new type of powdery candy called “Spotty Powder” that will cause anyone who pops it into their mouths to get some nice bright red spots all over face and neck and hence fake an illness and skip school (puking pasties anyone?? hehehehehehe). Miranda and her dad do not like this and try to stop Mr. Wonka from making the candy so they walk into the room where the candy is made to stop the production but get ground to powder by the machine, and as is the fashion in every child who is gets subtracted from the initial group in the book, the oompa loompas sing a song about it and the chapter ends.

Roald Dahl also initially thought of having some 10 children to enter the factory and the oompa loompas were initailly called whipple-scrumpets!!

So without further ado, here is the lost chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:

“THIS STUFF,” SAID MR WONKA, “IS GOING to cause chaos in schools all over the world when I get it in the shops.”

The room they now entered had rows and rows of pipes coming straight up out of the floor. The pipes were bent over at the top and they looked like large walking sticks. Out of every pipe there trickled a stream of white crystals. Hundreds of Oompa-Loompas were running to and fro, catching the crystals in little golden boxes and stacking the boxes against the walls.

“Spotty Powder!” exclaimed Mr Wonka, beaming at the company. “There it is! That’s it! Fantastic stuff!” “It looks like sugar,” said Miranda Piker.

“It’s meant to look like sugar,” Mr Wonka said. “And it tastes like sugar. But it isn’t sugar. Oh, dear me, no.”

“Then what is it?” asked Miranda Piker, speaking rather rudely.

“That door over there,” said Mr Wonka, turning away from Miranda and pointing to a small red door at the far end of the room, “leads directly down to the machine that makes the powder. Twice a day, I go down there myself to feed it. But I’m the only one. Nobody ever comes with me.”

They all stared at the little door on which it said MOST SECRET — KEEP OUT.

The hum and throb of powerful machinery could be heard coming up from the depths below, and the floor itself was vibrating all the time. The children could feel it through the soles of their shoes.

Miranda Piker now pushed forward and stood in front of Mr Wonka. She was a nasty-looking girl with a smug face and a smirk on her mouth, and whenever she spoke it was always with a voice that seemed to be saying: “Everybody is a fool except me.”

“OK,” Miranda Piker said, smirking at Mr Wonka. “So what’s the big news? What’s this stuff meant to do when you eat it?” “Ah-ha,” said Mr Wonka, his eyes sparkling with glee. “You’d never guess that, not in a million years. Now listen. All you have to do is sprinkle it over your cereal at breakfast-time, pretending it’s sugar. Then you eat it. And then, exactly five seconds after that, you come out in bright red spots all over your face and neck.”

“What sort of a silly ass wants spots on his face at breakfast-time?” said Miranda Piker.

“Let me finish,” said Mr Wonka. “So then your mother looks at you across the table and says, ‘My poor child. You must have chickenpox. You can’t possibly go to school today.’ So you stay at home. But by lunch-time, the spots have all disappeared.”

“Terrific!” shouted Charlie. “That’s just what I want for the day we have exams!” “That is the ideal time to use it,” said Mr Wonka. “But you mustn’t do it too often or it’ll give the game away. Keep it for the really nasty days.

“Father!” cried Miranda Piker. “Did you hear what this stuff does? It’s shocking! It mustn’t be allowed!” Mr Piker, Miranda’s father, stepped forward and faced Mr Wonka. He had a smooth white face like a boiled onion.

“Now see here, Wonka,” he said. “I happen to be the headmaster of a large school, and I won’t allow you to sell this rubbish to the children! It’s . . . criminal! Why, you’ll ruin the school system of the entire country!” “I hope so,” said Mr Wonka.

“It’s got to be stopped!” shouted Mr Piker, waving his cane.

“Who’s going to stop it?” asked Mr Wonka. “In my factory, I make things to please children. I don’t care about grown-ups.”

“I am top of my form,” Miranda Piker said, smirking at Mr Wonka. “And I’ve never missed a day’s school in my life.”

“Then it’s time you did,” Mr Wonka said.

“How dare you!” said Mr Piker.

“All holidays and vacations should be stopped!” cried Miranda. “Children are meant to work, not play.”

“Quite right, my girl,” cried Mr Piker, patting Miranda on the top of the head. “All work and no play has made you what you are today.”

“Isn’t she wonderful?” said Mrs Piker, beaming at her daughter.

“Come on then, Father!” cried Miranda. “Let’s go down into the cellar and smash the machine that makes this dreadful stuff!” “Forward!” shouted Mr Piker, brandishing his cane and making a dash for the little red door on which it said MOST SECRET — KEEP OUT.

“Stop!” said Mr Wonka. “Don’t go in there! It’s terribly secret!” “Let’s see you stop us, you old goat!” shouted Miranda.

“We’ll smash it to smithereens!” yelled Mr Piker. And a few seconds later the two of them had disappeared through the door.

There was a moment’s silence. Then, far off in the distance, from somewhere deep underground, there came a fearful scream.

“That’s my husband!” cried Mrs Piker, going blue in the face. There was another scream.

“And that’s Miranda!” yelled Mrs Piker, beginning to hop around in circles. “What’s happening to them? What have you got down there, you dreadful beast?” “Oh, nothing much,” Mr Wonka answered. “Just a lot of cogs and wheels and chains and things like that, all going round and round and round.”

“You villain!” she screamed. “I know your tricks! You’re grinding them into powder! In two minutes my darling Miranda will come pouring out of one of those dreadful pipes, and so will my husband!” “Of course,” said Mr Wonka. “That’s part of the recipe.”

“It’s what!” “We’ve got to use one or two schoolmasters occasionally or it wouldn’t work.”

“Did you hear him?” shrieked Mrs Piker, turning to the others. “He admits it! He’s nothing but a cold-blooded murderer!” Mr Wonka smiled and patted Mrs Piker gently on the arm. “Dear lady,” he said, “I was only joking.”

“Then why did they scream?” snapped Mrs Piker. “I distinctly heard them scream!” “Those weren’t screams,” Mr Wonka said. “They were laughs.”

“My husband never laughs,” said Mrs Piker.

Mr Wonka flicked his fingers, and up came an Oompa-Loompa.

“Kindly escort Mrs Piker to the boiler room,” Mr Wonka said. “Don’t fret, dear lady,” he went on, shaking Mrs Piker warmly by the hand. “They’ll all come out in the wash. There’s nothing to worry about. Off you go. Thank you for coming. Farewell! Goodbye! A pleasure to meet you!”

“Listen, Charlie!” said Grandpa Joe. “The Oompa-Loompas are starting to sing again!”

“Oh, Miranda Mary Piker!” sang the five Oompa-Loompas dancing about and laughing and beating madly on their tiny drums.

“Oh, Miranda Mary Piker,
How could anybody like her,
Such a priggish and revolting little kid.
So we said, ‘Why don’t we fix her
In the Spotty-Powder mixer
Then we’re bound to like her better than we did.’
Soon this child who is so vicious
Will have gotten quite delicious,
And her classmates will have surely understood
That instead of saying, ‘Miranda!
Oh, the beast! We cannot stand her!’
They’ll be saying, ‘Oh, how useful and how good!’ ”

(chapter source: The Sunday Times U.K : http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article546539.ece?token=null&offset=24&page=3)

Mother gives 8-Year-Old daughter Botox injections for the sake of child beauty pageants: WTF!!

Yeap you read the title right, Kerry Campbell gives her daughter Botox injections and waxes her legs in order to give her a leading edge in child beauty pageants. Kerry had asked her daughter, 8 year old Britney Campbell, if she wanted Botox treatment, as Britney was complaining about “wrinkles on her face”, and Britney agreed to the idea. Kerry then started to administer Britney with Botox injections from hence forth. Britney Campbell, who is a beautician by profession, buys the Botox online and injects the Botox around her daughters lips,  around her eyes and forehead.

Furthermore, the mum also waxes her daughter’s upper legs in case she hits puberty and any ‘fluffy hair’ starts to appear. The ‘fluffy hair’ is what that hair is called around the child beauty contest arena. Britney also added about the waxing of her legs as “I just don’t think it’s ladylike to have hair on your legs. I did that one time. It was super, super hard. It hurts.” When asked if she would like to be waxed again, Britney answered ‘No’.

Kerry told that she gives her daughter Botox since others mothers in the child beauty pageants do it too, and that even she uses it on her self and she knows what she is doing and that she is not being a bad mother and she is taking care of her daughter and her daughter is normal like every other little girl.

The San Fransisco authorities have started an investigation to see if the child is being abused and there has been a massive upsurge my people everywhere against what this mother is doing to her daughter.

Kerry also declined to tell where she got the Botox from, as it is not approved by the FDA to use Botox on children under the age of 18 for cosmetic reasons as Botox, if not administered correctly, can cause a person to stop breathing and die.

First and foremost, WTF are they thinking having beauty pageant for kids?? Why they banana do they want to sexually objectify little children? Isn’t that a form of abuse? Isn’t it wrong? If pageants like this do not exist, the parents can stop being an assoles and actually let these children have a proper healthy life instead of stuffing them into pageants and ruining their childhood , not to mention the psychological and physical damages they put these children through. Responsible parents and the government should take actions to put forward sanctions against people who have these so called child beauty pageants.

Next, do these parents have bread pudding for brains? I mean when I was 8 years old, I was climbing trees, playing hide and seek and having fun with my friends. This is insane, kids these days don’t have a childhood, from the time they go to school, the parents shove them into tutoring so that they have a better chance of getting proper grades at school. They carry books in their bags that are twice their weight and they cant even stand straight with that much of weight on their backs. I mean all those amazing childhood memories that i have with my friends, these kids are getting robbed of it. At the end of the day there are no bad children, only bad parents who end up raising bad children. Its utterly the parent’s fault. And this bitch Kerry WTF is she thinking? She goes and asks her 8 year old if she wants Botox for her so called wrinkles and this dumbass gives it to her. An 8 year old is an 8 year old, they do not know the side effects of Botox and the future repercussions of it, its the parent’s responsibility to know whats good and whats bad for their children. She should have not entered her daughter in this stupid child pageant fiasco in the first place and second she should have told this little girl that she is too young to be thinking about looking pretty and worrying about wrinkles, instead of pumping her with Botox. Does this stupid woman even know the dangers of Botox and self administration of it instead of qualified professionals?? If applied improperly and the Botox drips town to the throat or breathing chambers, the person can die. Not to mention the Botox itself must be of good quality. Doctors are against people doing stupid things like this, but this dumb shit doesn’t only do it on herself, but she gives it to her kid. Just cause other mums in the pageant business do it doesn’t mean you have to do it to your kid you dumbass!!

Lastly the girl Britney. I don’t know if she was forced be like this or the external influences that she has been going though led her to be like this but she is too young to be worried about wrinkles and winning beauty pageants. She said its not lady like to have “fluffy hair”, for crying out loud….you are not a freaking lady…..you are still a little girl, so behave like one! You may win this beauty pageant, but by the time you are 20 you are going to look like some piece of crap that an alien farted out cause of all the Botox and crap you are putting into yourself.

Monitoring boards should keep an eye on these so called pageant mums and make sure their kids are not getting abused, furthermore the bodies in concern should also take all the actions to put a stop to such stupidity as child beauty pageants.

Mom Gives Botox to 8-Year-Old Daughter How Young Is Too Young ABC

Is Fonseka Being Framed For Lasantha’s Murder? New Update On Lasantha’s Murder Trial!!

In an interesting twist of fate, I recently read some news that actually made me feel like that there is still some bravery left in the human soul.

A former army intelligence officer has stepped forward to the Mount Lavinia magistrate and told the magistrate that under the instruction of the OIC (Officer in charge) of the TID (Terrorist investigations department), he was asked to claim that a top army official was responsible for the murder of Lasantha Wickrematunge. It doesn’t take a genius to put together that of course this high ranking official in the army is none other than Sarath Fonseka, and the person who invoked the underhand scheme is none other than Rajapaksa and Gotha (Goat-a) in their smear campaign against Fonseka as soon as they found out that he was going to be a contender in the presidential election. Furthermore, the intelligence officer also said that he was also instructed to report that the same “top ranking army official” was responsible for the assault on two journalists. In return for his false reports and claims, the army intelligence officer (ironic….he is an intelligence officer, but I really doubt if he has any intelligence to go and agree to something like this) was promised an opportunity to go overseas, and security and protection for his house in Sri Lanka.

I have no idea why the intelligence officer has come forward now, maybe Raja-poopoo and Goat-a didn’t keep their promises or maybe he had a guilty conscious or maybe he started springing tentacles out of his butt, all I know is, considering the current hostile anti-democratic clamp down by the government that is going on in Sri Lanka, the intelligence officer had to be really really brave to step forward with this crucial information. Hats off to this man for his bravery but also he should be slapped across the face for letting himself become grasped into hands of greed; but then again if this man hadn’t done it, the government would have gotten someone else to do it and gotten rid of him just as a safety measure, and the new man that they might have hired to do the dirty work might not have come forth like this officer did and we would never have known about any of this, so I guess it did happen for a reason.

What ever said and done at the end of the day, a passionate journalist lost his life in order to revel the truth and corruption that the current government is engaging in. Lasantha was the man who questioned Chandrika Kumaratunga about her education qualifications from Sorbonne Universirty, and Chandrika responded that she was a graduate from Sorbonne. Lasantha was the journalist who investigated these claims and inquired from Sorbonne if Chandrika ever attended Sorbonne and the university proclaimed, no such student ever attended Sorbonne. When Lasantha sent a letter to Chandrika confronting her with his findings, a letter came back from her office stating that “a letter to Her Excellency the President is only forwarded to her when it is sent from a human being and not an insect like you”. Lasantha, of course not intimidated, published with evidence all his findings on his news paper, and two weeks later, armed men stormed the Sunday Leader premises held the employees at gun point and set fire to the printing equipment. This was not the last time that the Sunday Leader premises was torched, it did happen quite often later too.

[The Chandrika & Sorbonne Story]

This was just one example of bravery, from this exceptional man. The muzzle that has been put on the media by the Rajapaksa regime after Lasantha’s demise is so strong that its put an effective choke hold on all truth considering the current regime. No one was more happier to see Lasantha murdered than Goat-a, whose only goal was to see the shutting down of the Sunday Leader publication and he has, in fact, made sure this will happen by the 2 billion rupees defamatory charges won against Lasantha at the Mount Lavania courts. Having the courts, the chief justice and all other entities, that can tarnish their current grip on the state, under their control, the Rajapaksa brothers seem to be an God like feeling of euphoria.

The army intelligence officer in question, is currently held in remand custody until the 26th of May, more than enough time for the government goons to “take care” of him. I just hope that the truth, at least for once, comes to light and the people responsible are apprehended and justice will be served.

The Gaga is going to fondle some farm animals on Farmville!!

BITCH STAY OFF MY FACEBOOK!! That’s all I can say right now, since I don’t play Farmville, but sadly I know friends who do and I also know that the advertising propaganda will start pretty soon all over my Facebook even though I don’t want to see that rabid poo-flinger anywhere on my Facebook.

Its not that I don’t like Lady Gaga as a human being…..sigh who am I kidding?? I hate that woman and her mere existence, and her sorry excuse for music and her frivolous attention seeking schemes (I just hope one day she gets a high heel that’s like 200 feet tall and falls from it).

Okay now onto the matter at hand. Apparently, in anticipation of her new album “Born This Way”, which is scheduled to be released on May 23rd, Lady Gaga has teamed up with Zynga, the creators of Farmville in order to create her own GagaVille in Facebook. Fans can come to her GagaVille and see sheep wearing leather on motorbikes, unicorns and crystals and a whole lot of other crap. Furthermore Zynga are no idiots, they want to cash in as much as they can with this messed up venture. Zynga is putting up ten virtual items across their games for players to get. They are also shelling out, for people who pay to play a $25 Zynga Game Card,  a free download of Lady Gaga’s new “Born This Way” album plus exclusive bonus tracks when the album is released on May 23, and oh yea, with it they are also putting in a free  Farmville unicorn (wooowwwww a $25 digital unicorn….that’s what I always wanted *sick*). Zynga also allows Gaga fans to download exclusive tracks from  “Born This Way” before the album officially comes out. Throughout May 17th to 19th, Farmville players can unlock and stream a new unreleased track per day, and on May 20th to 23rd, players can unlock and stream a significant portion of songs from the new album and some special bonus remixes. And there are a few contests that is being sponsored by Zynga for the Gaga fans (or no self respect, no self confidence people and tone deaf people I would like to call them) who can BUY (again see how they make money out of idiots being idiots) Game Cards and get a chance to be in a draw to win a chance to go see Lady Gaga (if you do win remember not to take peanuts or bananas when you go to see Gaga, zoo keepers don’t like you feeding the animals), with 6 other winners, shoot her next music video. Lastly, for those who play and win the game “Gaga Word Of The Day” on Zynga game “Words With Friends”, will get entered to win tickets to a concert where the flea bitten baboon will be performing while on tour and signed copy of “Bron This Way”.

I don’t see why any sane person will get caught up in this who fiasco. This whole Farmville thing starts on the 17th, just 6 days before the official album release on the 23rd. If you like this type of ear bleeding music, then wait, instead of spending money for nothing, and get the album when it is officially released and buy it. Besides, you really think she is going to release the all the crap (songs)  that she thinks is good from the toilet-bowl (album) for free? she will most probably pick out the crap she thinks is bad and give it for free or just give teases of crap that she thinks is good, at the end of the day you will be wasting time and money on crap (this case I really meant crap). Crap, which after a few days, you can most probably download from the internet for free or choose the crap that you like from itunes and download only that crap instead of trying to buy the entire toilet-bowl full of crap and listening to only a few pieces of crap.

I just can’t understand why sane people, turn insane over a talentless mutant ninja turtle and give her this much attention. If she doesn’t get this much attention, she will just shrivel up and implode and do all of us a favor.


Devilled Chicken – Sri Lankan Style Baby!!

My mum used to make it all the time back home and I decided to make some today and then in the process, decided to share it with you guys. Goes really awesome with beer or some smooth whiskey 😉 So here is the recipe.


1) 500g chicken (skinless and with bones better but sadly my market didn’t have proper chicken on bone so I had to buy breast filets)

2) 5 medium onions cut into half rings.

3) 1/2 medium tomato cut into semi circle slices.

4) 3 cloves of garlic chopped into tiny pieces..

5) 4 green chillies, split into lengthwise pieces.

6) 1 spring onion chopped up (optional, I just had it left in the refrigerator so used it).

7) 1 lime.

8.) Red chillie/paprika powder.

9) Pepper powder.

10) Turmeric powder.

11) Cumin.

12) Mustard seeds.

13) Ketchup.

14) Chillie and garlic sauce (optional).

15) Hot sauce (optional).

16) Chillie Sauce (optional).

17) Salt.

18) Oil.

Note: You can use any sauce, or sauce mixes you like, but ketchup or tomato sauce is a must. Even though I didn’t add soy sauce (cause I didn’t have any), I sooooo badly wanted to add a teaspoon full 🙁 , but sadly I didn’t have any soy sauce at home. If you are making this recipe with shrimps to make devilled shrimp, then you can add a bit of oyster sauce too and fish sauce.


1) first we need to marinade the meat, if you don’t have patience you can close and marinade the meat for about 3 hours in room temperature, but I left the meat to marinade in the refrigerator over night to let the meat absorb the flavor and become more tender.

To marinade the meat, chop the chicken into medium sized cubes or chunks and put them in a bowl. To this add, 1 1/2 teaspoon of red chillie/paprika powder, 2 1/2 teaspoons of pepper powder, 3/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder, 1 teaspoon of salt and the juice of half a lime.

mix them all well (ohhhhhhh yea…I used my fingers…..nothing like getting up close and personal with a dead chicken…boooyyyyea) till all the chunks of meat are evenly coated.

Close the meat and leave it to marinade the fast method (leaving the meat for 3 hours in room temperature) or the slow method (leaving the meat to marinade over night in the refrigerator). I prefer the slow method, yes patience young padawan. When you finally open the marinaded meat, it will look like the picture below:

2) Time to deep fry the chicken now. In a pot or saucepan, add sufficient amount of oil to deep fry, that is the chicken chunks must be surrounded by oil and be able to submerge in the oil. Deep fry them till they are nice and brown.

3) While the meat is frying, cut up the vegetables as required.

4) Time to make the devilled chicken now. In a wok or saucepan, add about 3 teaspoons of oil. When the oil is hot, add 1 teaspoon of mustard and 1 teaspoon of cumin seeds. When the cumin and mustard seeds start to pop, add the chopped garlic to the oil. Let the garlic fry and flavor the oil for about 30 seconds, then add the onions. As soon as you add the onions, add the salt necessary for the dish, about 1 teaspoon (remember its ok if you add too little, you can always add more salt later, but if you put too much, you are screwed).

When the onions turn transparent and soft, add the green chillies, spring onion and tomatoes.

Stir fry the vegetables for about a minute, then add the deep fried chicken pieces.

Time for the sauce, woooohooooooo!! These are the sauces I used:

Add 8 to 10 tablespoons of ketchup/tomato sauce (er…you might think its a bit too much, but if you don’t like that much of ketchup you can of course reduce it if you want the devilled chicken to be a bit dry but if you like it to be a bit moist, add more ketchup/tomato sauce), 1 teaspoon of chilli garlic sauce, 1/2 teaspoon chilli sauce and a few drops of hot sauce. Mix this all up and stir for about 1 to two minutes till the sauce heats up.

That’s is guys….you made devilled chicken. Yayyynessssss!! I just had mine with some lentil/dhal curry and rice =]

Enjoy Guys!! Let the chicken rock the floor!!

Osama Bin Laden Dead *Breaking News*

According to preliminary news, Osama Bin Laden, one of the main founding fathers of Al Qaeda has been killed by a  drone/missile attack! firefight between US soldiers and Laden and the gang!! news is still funneling in so I will keep this post updated as soon as i get more info! Its almost been 10 years since the 9/11 attacks and he has been a thorn on the American butt ever since and it looks like he finally ran of hiding space in the mountains and the American military and security services a have finally caught up with him! Don’t know yet if it was a lucky attack or a planned attack but like I said, as news floods in, I will keep this post updated. Obama is said to make a press conference soon to give the news.


Obama is giving a message right now to announce the news.

click here to watch the message live: http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream3&hpt=T1


here is the full speech


It has now come to light that the possible location of Bin Laden was known to the US from last August, but they waited till they could verify the intelligence report that took months to accomplish. After months of deliberation between Obama and his national security team, it was understood that Osama was in hiding within a compound deep inside Pakistan, in Abad Abad.

Last week, Obama decided that there was enough intelligence information to order a operation to take Bin Laden down and bring him to justice. Today, a small group of American soldiers, led an operation in Abad Abad to take Osama into custody, and in the firefight that ensued, Osama was killed and his body was taken into US custody. Obama also said that no American lives were lost, and that care was taken to avoid civilian casualties.

So this was how the whole thing went about and the man-hunt finally came to a rest! Trump must be pulling out his orange pubic hair after seeing this and most probably ask for the death certificate and pictures to prove it!!