How to install cracked Apps/Ipas on your jailbroken iphone, itouch and ipad devices without itunes!!


UPDATE 4: If you are one of the many people who are facing with the problem of the Weather App not working after the Evasi0n jailbreak, the please go here to fix that problem before you install AppSync. Or if you have already installed AppSync on you your Evasi0n jailbroken iOS device and the Weather App still not working, then PLEASE go here before attempting to go further. If you don’t care about the Weather App or you have already got the Weather App Working the go right on ahead with this tutorial 🙂 cheers!!

UPDATE 3: Added method to get AppSync for iOS 6.0, 6.1, etc

UPDATE 2: If you have been hip to the latest jailbreaking news. the hackulo repo has been closed down. Hence the “using installous” method is completely off and it will not work at all! But dont worry, there is always alternatives and I have updated my post 🙂 woooohooooooo!! I have put up a new method 2 that will work and also how to get Appsync without the hackulo repo!! 🙂



In this tutorial I will be calling the iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad as iOS Devices as they all run the iOS firmware to make the devices work. So when I say iOS devices, I actually mean the iPhone, iPod Touch and the iPad. These methods of installing apps will work on all the devices.

First off let me tell you, I am assuming that you have already jailbroken your device. All of the following will only work if you have a jailbroken iOS system and also if cydia is installed. Secondly, let me also tell you that I am doing this just for educational purposes. I for one think that its unfair for Apple to make us buy an app without a proper trial. The description may look all fancy on the app store, but when you buy and run the app, you will start to understand how crappy the app actually is. App developers sometimes really do over estimate their apps, sometimes they really are not worth the price!! IF YOU END UP LIKING THE GAME THEN PLEASE GO BUY THE GAMES FROM THE APP STORE!! THIS IS ONLY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES!! Also I wont be telling you where to get your cracked apps from. Type “download cracked app” or “cracked ipa” on google or any search engine and I am sure it will cough up more than enough sites where you can download cracked apps from. Choose the app that you want to install into your device from those sites and download the .ipa file to your computer. I will not be posting any links here to cracked apps, I am leaving the responsibility in finding them to you, I am just showing you how to install them after you get the cracked apps. Ok now that, that is over, on to the procedures!!

There are 4 different methods to do this (that I know of), choosing how you want to do it is upto you.

1. Using new version of iFunbox. (easy peezy lemon squeezy)

2. Using Installous. (easy)

2. Using vShare. (easy)

3. Access the iOS system files by connecting to a computer using the data cable. (relatively hard)

4. SSH the ipa to the iOS device. (hard)

Before I tell you each method in detail, you have to first do something to prepare your iOS device for any of these methods to work.

Preparing The iOS Device:

a) Open up “Cydia” on your iOS device.

b) Touch on “Manage”.

c) Touch on “Sources”.

d) Touch on “Edit”.

e) Touch on “Add”.

f) Type in and then touch on “Add Source”  Type in and then touch on “Add Source”. This source also has the new AppSync for iOS 6 and greater (6.1, etc)

g) It will give a Source Warning page, just touch on “Add Anyway”. (don’t worry there is nothing dangerous, no need to wet your undies)

h) It will take you to a black terminal page telling its downloading packages, let it download. There MIGHT be some yellow and red writing saying “error” or “failed to fetch”, dont worry about those warnings, just ignore them!! At the end touch on “Return to Cydia”.

i) Then touch on “Manage”.

j) Now touch on “Sources”.

k) Now find “SiNfUl iPhone Repo” and touch on it. If you are running iOS 6.0 or above, just follow the same procedure!!

l) Go down the list and choose the appropriate version of Appsync according to the iOS version you are running on. That is, if you are running on iOS 3.1 then touch on Appsync for OS 3.1, if you are running iOS 3.2 then touch on Appsync for OS 3.2, if you are running iOS 4.0, 4.0.1, 4.0.2, 4.1, 4.2, 4.2.1, etc then touch on Appsync for 4.x+ and if you are running on 5.0, 5.0.1, 5.1.1, etc then touch Appsync for 5.x+ (you get the drill) . To find out your iOS version that is installed on your iOS device, go to Settings>General>About and next to “Version” it will tell you your iOS version. I chose Appsync for 5.x+ as I am running . If you are running iOS 6.0 or greater then choose “AppSync for iOS 4.x-6.x”.



m) After touching on the appropriate Appsync version, touch on “Install” then “Confirm”, and again the terminal window will run telling that it is installing Appsync, then touch on “Restart SpringBoard”.



n) Then exit out of Cydia and restart your iOS device.


Thats it, you have installed AppSync to your device without Hackulo 🙂 Ok now I shall go onto  different methods fo installing a cracked app onto an iOS device. Make sure you have installed Appsync following the method mentioned above before you chose your method of battle with the cracked app.

Method 1: Using new version of iFunbox.

If you used either blackra1n or spirit, then iFunbox will not be able to access your iOS device, dont worry there is a cure, you just have to install afc2add from Cydia (GEEKS READ THIS, NOOBS SKIP THIS (if you dont know what a noob is then you probably are a noob so just skip this) ———-> afc2add will enable the afc2 service on your iOS device and there is no harm in starting because traditionally it does run on your non jailbroken devices, its just that the blackra1n and spirit jailbreaks stop the service to implement the jailbreak, only to implement the jailbreak, so after jailbreaking you can start it back up without any problems and without harming or losing your jailbreak in anyway) . I am going to assume that you used either the blackra1n or spirit to jailbreak your iOS device, so I am going to give you the remedy. If you are not sure what method you used to jailbreak your iOS device or used some other jailbreak or have no idea what I am talking about, then just go ahead and install the afc2add following the method given below, it wont do your iOS device any harm so just follow all the steps regardless. You only have to install afc2add only once, don’t install it every time you want to use iFunbox or want to install a cracked app, YOU ONLY HAVE TO INSTALL AFC2ADD ONCE!! If you have already installed afc2add before, then just jump onto step 5.

1. Open “Cydia” on your iOS device and then touch on “Search”.

2. On the search bar type in “afc2add” and touch on the “afc2add” search result.

3.Touch on “Install” and then on “Confirm”.

4. Cydia will install afc2add and then ask you to “Reboot Device”. Just touch it and wait for your iOS device to restart. That’s it, you have installed afc2add 🙂

5. Now click here and download iFunbox.
6. It will be a zip folder. Extract the zip file and you will end up getting the iFunbox program.

7. Download the cracked app that you want to install to your computer from the internet and copy it on the folder where you have iFunbox (you don’t have to move it to the folder where iFunbox is, it doesn’t matter, but to make it easier I just told you to do it, its upto you !)

8. Connect your iOS device to your computer.

9. Double click on iFunBox and start the program up!! Vrrooommmm vrrrrooommm feel the power lol!!

10. You will see a window like the one below.

11. Click on your device then click on “Install App”.

12. Browse to the folder where your cracked app is saved and choose the ipa file.

13. iFunbox will install the app to your device.

14. After installation, iFunbox will spit out whether the installation was successful or not, and iFunbox will go into idle indicating a successful install.

15. Now click on “Device Safe Removal” and then remove your iOS device by clicking it. iFunbox will un-mount your iOS device.
Now close iFunbox and go check your iOS device, voila the cracked app is installed 🙂 …..wwwwoooohhhoooooooo….well done!!

That’s the end of method 1.

Method 2: Using Installous. Using vShare.

Ok for this method to work you of course need to have a jailbroken iOS device, and have cydia installed and of course appsync installed (see above on how to install appsync). Since Installous is no more, vShare is the best alternative for it. It works exactly the same. I shall guide you through it!

1. Open “Safari” on your device.

2. Now on the address bar, type the address and on the page that opens, touch on “Download/Install vShare”.

3. You will get a message saying “ would like to install vshare 1.0.53(Jailbreak Need)”, when you get this message just touch on “Install” and the app will get installed onto your home screen as seen below.

4. Now touch on the vShare app and start that baby up…vrooooom vroooommmm!! When the app opens up, touch on the magnifying glass search icon on the top right hand corner of the page.

5. Now type out the name of the app you want to get, and when your app comes on the list touch on the “Install” icon next to it.

6. When the “Install” icon changes to the blue “Installing” icon, touch on the “Download” icon at the bottom bar of the app.

7. In this window you will be able to see the app download. After the app is downloaded, vShare will automatically install it. You will see a band on the top of vShare with the name of the app you downloaded with a tick next to it, that means the app was successfully installed onto your device.

8. Now one more step you have to do before you fiddle and fool around with the new app you just installed. You need to get rid of the downloaded ipa file (this wont delete the app you installed), if you don’t download the ipa file, it will just clog up your phone and use up space. Touch on the “Downloaded” tab on the screen.

9. Now you will see the ipa file of the app you downloaded. Touch on it and it will open up a menu, in that menu touch on “Delete”. That’s it you deleted the ipa file.

10. Now just press on the home button and enjoy your app….boooyea!!!

That do be the end of step 2!! Seeeee I told you that you don’t have to worry just cause Installous is no more!! There is ALWAYS a way…never fret!! 😛

A False Prophet In The Modern Era – Harold Camping!!

The rapture, predicted by the Christian pastor and radio broadcaster for “Family Radio”,  Harold Camping, never happened on the 21st of May 2011!! He apparently predicts the end of the world by using numerology, math and the bible. I was eagerly looking outside my window to see people floating to haven (sarcasm intended here) and waiting for the tidal wave of hell fury on Earth, but sadly I didn’t see any balls of fire, monsters running down the streets gnawing on people or even the biggest world catastrophic event of them all, Lady Gaga admitting her mother dropped her on her head when she was small from a two storey building!! Nothing happen, I was soooooo disappointed, cause I wanted to soooo badly put on my Ninja Turtle costume and fight the forces of evil, but all I got was runny nose standing outside on my patio in the cold with my nunchuks at the ready!! The most scariest thing I saw was my neighbors dog cleaning his balls!!

On a more serious note, how the banana can people in this self established modern era fall for a nutter like him? are people that blind? They cant believe that there might be life in other planets in space but when a nut-job tells that the world is going to go ka-blewie in a few days they go nanners!!


First take a look at this so called prophet. Mister Harold (liar liar pants on fire) Camping has twice before predicted that judgement day was coming and  garnered so much of donation to his church or group or whatever scam engine he runs. His previous judgement days were suppose to be on May 21st 1988, and September 7th 1994. Again nothing happen, there was no second coming of Christ on the said days and nobody got judged. So obviously when he needed to get more donation and money into his scam machine this time, he could not use the same judgement day excuse again, so he hyped it up to include the coming of Christ, Judgement day, rapture and also the total destruction of Earth on the 21st May 2011. This seemed to get the attention of the religious nutters and red necks laying around to run around in circles chasing their tails. In the middle of all the commotion, Camping seems to have cashed in big time! According to the IRS, “Family Radio” is almost completely run by donations and its net worth at $72 million dollars. Is it just me or do other people see something going on here too?? After his supposed end of world prediction came and went by without incident, people were left with a lot of questions but no one to ask those questions from, because on 22nd May 2011, no one could reach Camping. Calls to him were unanswered and he was missing. Finally he surfaced again on the 23rd and said that he was sorry and felt terrible that his prediction didn’t come true. So what does a scam artist who just got caught red handed do? why of course tell a new lie and start a new scam and that’s just what he did. Now he has revised the day of apocalypse, the new date is 21st October 2011 (everyone stock up on new diapers before then just in case you crap your pants again). He further went on to state he could not give financial advice to those who spent their life savings in the belief the end was ending. In other words he is saying “you were idiots and fell for it so go screw yourselves now”.  My personal opinion is that he is a very very smart con artist. Pulling the same trick 3 times and getting away with it on so many people, now that’s skill (wrong skills but still skills). He used people’s blind faith and close minded beliefs and personal vulnerabilities to get what he wanted, and people just blindly fell into it. He was the piper and he smooth talked thousands to walk in line and take the plunge. He is an engineer by profession, he has a B.S (bull shit in my opinion) in civil engineering, so of course he is smart and had the brain cells to carry on this elaborate plot and succeeded quite well in it too. He is clever old man that uses his strengths for all the wrong reasons, but then again there will always be people who will fool as long as there are people to fool. I, for one, would really like to meet Camping’s math professors and teachers. He got the prediction wrong for the third time using math, he must be really bad in his math! I have no idea how he became an engineer if his math was this bad. He gives all engineers a bad name!

Most of my anger is at the people who followed him without question. Faith is good, but blind faith is stupid. How can these people be hypothesized into selling all their land, valuables and invest all their life savings into the scam? Some people have had yard sales to sell all their house hold possessions or given them away to friends, family and strangers. Some have sold all their property and houses to follow this mayhem. I know in their heart they believed it was true and wanted to help other people from having a terrible fate that they believed will come, but this is taking it to a whole new level of absurdity. People have sold everything owned and donated to Camping’s organization so the organization will have enough funding to carry on with the false prophesy. Compared to the millions of dollars that was donated, only some billboards, painted RVs and people handing out pamphlets was done. Can anyone think where all the rest of the money went? well right into the pockets of Camping and the other bastards who run the scam. Camping and his fellow thieves were smart, they established their stations and places where they knew they can find easily manipulated religious fanatics and people whose will and can easily be bent and vulnerabilities easily exploited and spent a long time spreading their false propaganda. They just fell one after the other right onto his lap. Many people even had their pets euthanized in the fore running to what they believed will be the end of the world. Those poor animals got caught into the fanatic melodrama of their owners and had to pay with their lives sadly. In the middle of all this, it seems nobody noticed that Camping himself didn’t sell any of his properties or assets.

As long as there are close minded and easily manipulated people out there, there will be more scum like Harold Camping, who use religion as reason and the bible as a shield to their underhand games. People like Camping give legitimate religion who actually want to help people and people with honest, real faith to God, a bad name. Faith is good, people have a right to believe what they want to believe but having a blind faith and letting yourself be caught up in such an absurd plot is pointless. Religion should be a beautiful, intricate mix between faith, sense and sensibility if not people like Camping will emerge to further their own ends. This is not the first time he has pulled a scam like this, at least then the people who followed him were not being cautious. Most of the adherent followers of Camping have lost everything and he just slapped them across their face and ignored them. He doesn’t even take part of the responsibility for these people giving up all their possessions on his behest that the world was going to end. These people gave up everything they has because they believed him and he doesn’t even care about them and set them out now to fend for themselves. Some of his followers gave up their work, took holidays from their work and left behind family and friends. Some of them maybe be able to fix their lives again but some of them sacrificed quite a lot and their lives will never be the same again and Camping does not even care about that. He is sitting on $72 million dollars right now with a smug smile on his face.

In the middle of all this, there is news emerging that other Christian and Christian Evangelical churches are handing out pamphlets and on the process of recruiting the people who are now leaving Camping’s Church. It never stops, its like a vicious cycle. The people who got scammed already lost everything, but now are being recruited into possible new scams by new people. All I can say is this “fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!!” and besides if the world does not end on 21st October now at least we can look forward for the Mayan end of the world in 2012!! I am glad now we got until October, I get to watch Transformers 3!!

YouTube Is Currently Dead!! (UPDATE 3)

As of 22.30 GMT, on May 18th 2011, YouTube servers seem to be experiencing some server issues that is causing the “502 Server Error” to pop up! As of now I have been able to verify that the North Americas has been affected. If there are more regions affected please let me know! I will update this post as time goes on!

Update 1: Brazil and UK seem to be experiencing the problem too!! (thank you Cícero & Gary Spurway)

Update 2: As of 23.00 GMT, YouTube still seems to be kicking the bucket!!

Update 3: As of 23.10 GMT, YouTube seems to be back in action people!! so now we can stop living our real lives and go back to staring at movies the whole day and waste some really good productive time hehehehehehehehe!! cheers!!

The Forgotten Character Who Never Made It Into Charlie And The Chocolate Factory!! Introducing Miranda Piker!!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my most all time favorite books, it was one of the first books I read and it opened up the whole world of the limitless possibilities of imagination and the lust and hunger for reading, hence this bit of news that I uncovered came as a bit of a pleasant surprise. A whole chapter that I have never read of one of my most favorite books. I was sooooooo freakin’ happy!!

There was a character called Miranda Piker who was suppose to be one of the children who wins a ticket into Wonka’s factory but the publishers of the Roald Dahl’s most famous book, edited her out due to the reason that her death was too gruesome for little kids to read. According to Roald Dahl’s final few drafts, Miranda Piker was a studious little know it all and her dad was a school master, when they find out that Mr. Wonka had invented a new type of powdery candy called “Spotty Powder” that will cause anyone who pops it into their mouths to get some nice bright red spots all over face and neck and hence fake an illness and skip school (puking pasties anyone?? hehehehehehe). Miranda and her dad do not like this and try to stop Mr. Wonka from making the candy so they walk into the room where the candy is made to stop the production but get ground to powder by the machine, and as is the fashion in every child who is gets subtracted from the initial group in the book, the oompa loompas sing a song about it and the chapter ends.

Roald Dahl also initially thought of having some 10 children to enter the factory and the oompa loompas were initailly called whipple-scrumpets!!

So without further ado, here is the lost chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:

“THIS STUFF,” SAID MR WONKA, “IS GOING to cause chaos in schools all over the world when I get it in the shops.”

The room they now entered had rows and rows of pipes coming straight up out of the floor. The pipes were bent over at the top and they looked like large walking sticks. Out of every pipe there trickled a stream of white crystals. Hundreds of Oompa-Loompas were running to and fro, catching the crystals in little golden boxes and stacking the boxes against the walls.

“Spotty Powder!” exclaimed Mr Wonka, beaming at the company. “There it is! That’s it! Fantastic stuff!” “It looks like sugar,” said Miranda Piker.

“It’s meant to look like sugar,” Mr Wonka said. “And it tastes like sugar. But it isn’t sugar. Oh, dear me, no.”

“Then what is it?” asked Miranda Piker, speaking rather rudely.

“That door over there,” said Mr Wonka, turning away from Miranda and pointing to a small red door at the far end of the room, “leads directly down to the machine that makes the powder. Twice a day, I go down there myself to feed it. But I’m the only one. Nobody ever comes with me.”

They all stared at the little door on which it said MOST SECRET — KEEP OUT.

The hum and throb of powerful machinery could be heard coming up from the depths below, and the floor itself was vibrating all the time. The children could feel it through the soles of their shoes.

Miranda Piker now pushed forward and stood in front of Mr Wonka. She was a nasty-looking girl with a smug face and a smirk on her mouth, and whenever she spoke it was always with a voice that seemed to be saying: “Everybody is a fool except me.”

“OK,” Miranda Piker said, smirking at Mr Wonka. “So what’s the big news? What’s this stuff meant to do when you eat it?” “Ah-ha,” said Mr Wonka, his eyes sparkling with glee. “You’d never guess that, not in a million years. Now listen. All you have to do is sprinkle it over your cereal at breakfast-time, pretending it’s sugar. Then you eat it. And then, exactly five seconds after that, you come out in bright red spots all over your face and neck.”

“What sort of a silly ass wants spots on his face at breakfast-time?” said Miranda Piker.

“Let me finish,” said Mr Wonka. “So then your mother looks at you across the table and says, ‘My poor child. You must have chickenpox. You can’t possibly go to school today.’ So you stay at home. But by lunch-time, the spots have all disappeared.”

“Terrific!” shouted Charlie. “That’s just what I want for the day we have exams!” “That is the ideal time to use it,” said Mr Wonka. “But you mustn’t do it too often or it’ll give the game away. Keep it for the really nasty days.

“Father!” cried Miranda Piker. “Did you hear what this stuff does? It’s shocking! It mustn’t be allowed!” Mr Piker, Miranda’s father, stepped forward and faced Mr Wonka. He had a smooth white face like a boiled onion.

“Now see here, Wonka,” he said. “I happen to be the headmaster of a large school, and I won’t allow you to sell this rubbish to the children! It’s . . . criminal! Why, you’ll ruin the school system of the entire country!” “I hope so,” said Mr Wonka.

“It’s got to be stopped!” shouted Mr Piker, waving his cane.

“Who’s going to stop it?” asked Mr Wonka. “In my factory, I make things to please children. I don’t care about grown-ups.”

“I am top of my form,” Miranda Piker said, smirking at Mr Wonka. “And I’ve never missed a day’s school in my life.”

“Then it’s time you did,” Mr Wonka said.

“How dare you!” said Mr Piker.

“All holidays and vacations should be stopped!” cried Miranda. “Children are meant to work, not play.”

“Quite right, my girl,” cried Mr Piker, patting Miranda on the top of the head. “All work and no play has made you what you are today.”

“Isn’t she wonderful?” said Mrs Piker, beaming at her daughter.

“Come on then, Father!” cried Miranda. “Let’s go down into the cellar and smash the machine that makes this dreadful stuff!” “Forward!” shouted Mr Piker, brandishing his cane and making a dash for the little red door on which it said MOST SECRET — KEEP OUT.

“Stop!” said Mr Wonka. “Don’t go in there! It’s terribly secret!” “Let’s see you stop us, you old goat!” shouted Miranda.

“We’ll smash it to smithereens!” yelled Mr Piker. And a few seconds later the two of them had disappeared through the door.

There was a moment’s silence. Then, far off in the distance, from somewhere deep underground, there came a fearful scream.

“That’s my husband!” cried Mrs Piker, going blue in the face. There was another scream.

“And that’s Miranda!” yelled Mrs Piker, beginning to hop around in circles. “What’s happening to them? What have you got down there, you dreadful beast?” “Oh, nothing much,” Mr Wonka answered. “Just a lot of cogs and wheels and chains and things like that, all going round and round and round.”

“You villain!” she screamed. “I know your tricks! You’re grinding them into powder! In two minutes my darling Miranda will come pouring out of one of those dreadful pipes, and so will my husband!” “Of course,” said Mr Wonka. “That’s part of the recipe.”

“It’s what!” “We’ve got to use one or two schoolmasters occasionally or it wouldn’t work.”

“Did you hear him?” shrieked Mrs Piker, turning to the others. “He admits it! He’s nothing but a cold-blooded murderer!” Mr Wonka smiled and patted Mrs Piker gently on the arm. “Dear lady,” he said, “I was only joking.”

“Then why did they scream?” snapped Mrs Piker. “I distinctly heard them scream!” “Those weren’t screams,” Mr Wonka said. “They were laughs.”

“My husband never laughs,” said Mrs Piker.

Mr Wonka flicked his fingers, and up came an Oompa-Loompa.

“Kindly escort Mrs Piker to the boiler room,” Mr Wonka said. “Don’t fret, dear lady,” he went on, shaking Mrs Piker warmly by the hand. “They’ll all come out in the wash. There’s nothing to worry about. Off you go. Thank you for coming. Farewell! Goodbye! A pleasure to meet you!”

“Listen, Charlie!” said Grandpa Joe. “The Oompa-Loompas are starting to sing again!”

“Oh, Miranda Mary Piker!” sang the five Oompa-Loompas dancing about and laughing and beating madly on their tiny drums.

“Oh, Miranda Mary Piker,
How could anybody like her,
Such a priggish and revolting little kid.
So we said, ‘Why don’t we fix her
In the Spotty-Powder mixer
Then we’re bound to like her better than we did.’
Soon this child who is so vicious
Will have gotten quite delicious,
And her classmates will have surely understood
That instead of saying, ‘Miranda!
Oh, the beast! We cannot stand her!’
They’ll be saying, ‘Oh, how useful and how good!’ ”

(chapter source: The Sunday Times U.K :

Mother gives 8-Year-Old daughter Botox injections for the sake of child beauty pageants: WTF!!

Yeap you read the title right, Kerry Campbell gives her daughter Botox injections and waxes her legs in order to give her a leading edge in child beauty pageants. Kerry had asked her daughter, 8 year old Britney Campbell, if she wanted Botox treatment, as Britney was complaining about “wrinkles on her face”, and Britney agreed to the idea. Kerry then started to administer Britney with Botox injections from hence forth. Britney Campbell, who is a beautician by profession, buys the Botox online and injects the Botox around her daughters lips,  around her eyes and forehead.

Furthermore, the mum also waxes her daughter’s upper legs in case she hits puberty and any ‘fluffy hair’ starts to appear. The ‘fluffy hair’ is what that hair is called around the child beauty contest arena. Britney also added about the waxing of her legs as “I just don’t think it’s ladylike to have hair on your legs. I did that one time. It was super, super hard. It hurts.” When asked if she would like to be waxed again, Britney answered ‘No’.

Kerry told that she gives her daughter Botox since others mothers in the child beauty pageants do it too, and that even she uses it on her self and she knows what she is doing and that she is not being a bad mother and she is taking care of her daughter and her daughter is normal like every other little girl.

The San Fransisco authorities have started an investigation to see if the child is being abused and there has been a massive upsurge my people everywhere against what this mother is doing to her daughter.

Kerry also declined to tell where she got the Botox from, as it is not approved by the FDA to use Botox on children under the age of 18 for cosmetic reasons as Botox, if not administered correctly, can cause a person to stop breathing and die.

First and foremost, WTF are they thinking having beauty pageant for kids?? Why they banana do they want to sexually objectify little children? Isn’t that a form of abuse? Isn’t it wrong? If pageants like this do not exist, the parents can stop being an assoles and actually let these children have a proper healthy life instead of stuffing them into pageants and ruining their childhood , not to mention the psychological and physical damages they put these children through. Responsible parents and the government should take actions to put forward sanctions against people who have these so called child beauty pageants.

Next, do these parents have bread pudding for brains? I mean when I was 8 years old, I was climbing trees, playing hide and seek and having fun with my friends. This is insane, kids these days don’t have a childhood, from the time they go to school, the parents shove them into tutoring so that they have a better chance of getting proper grades at school. They carry books in their bags that are twice their weight and they cant even stand straight with that much of weight on their backs. I mean all those amazing childhood memories that i have with my friends, these kids are getting robbed of it. At the end of the day there are no bad children, only bad parents who end up raising bad children. Its utterly the parent’s fault. And this bitch Kerry WTF is she thinking? She goes and asks her 8 year old if she wants Botox for her so called wrinkles and this dumbass gives it to her. An 8 year old is an 8 year old, they do not know the side effects of Botox and the future repercussions of it, its the parent’s responsibility to know whats good and whats bad for their children. She should have not entered her daughter in this stupid child pageant fiasco in the first place and second she should have told this little girl that she is too young to be thinking about looking pretty and worrying about wrinkles, instead of pumping her with Botox. Does this stupid woman even know the dangers of Botox and self administration of it instead of qualified professionals?? If applied improperly and the Botox drips town to the throat or breathing chambers, the person can die. Not to mention the Botox itself must be of good quality. Doctors are against people doing stupid things like this, but this dumb shit doesn’t only do it on herself, but she gives it to her kid. Just cause other mums in the pageant business do it doesn’t mean you have to do it to your kid you dumbass!!

Lastly the girl Britney. I don’t know if she was forced be like this or the external influences that she has been going though led her to be like this but she is too young to be worried about wrinkles and winning beauty pageants. She said its not lady like to have “fluffy hair”, for crying out loud….you are not a freaking lady… are still a little girl, so behave like one! You may win this beauty pageant, but by the time you are 20 you are going to look like some piece of crap that an alien farted out cause of all the Botox and crap you are putting into yourself.

Monitoring boards should keep an eye on these so called pageant mums and make sure their kids are not getting abused, furthermore the bodies in concern should also take all the actions to put a stop to such stupidity as child beauty pageants.

Mom Gives Botox to 8-Year-Old Daughter How Young Is Too Young ABC

Is Fonseka Being Framed For Lasantha’s Murder? New Update On Lasantha’s Murder Trial!!

In an interesting twist of fate, I recently read some news that actually made me feel like that there is still some bravery left in the human soul.

A former army intelligence officer has stepped forward to the Mount Lavinia magistrate and told the magistrate that under the instruction of the OIC (Officer in charge) of the TID (Terrorist investigations department), he was asked to claim that a top army official was responsible for the murder of Lasantha Wickrematunge. It doesn’t take a genius to put together that of course this high ranking official in the army is none other than Sarath Fonseka, and the person who invoked the underhand scheme is none other than Rajapaksa and Gotha (Goat-a) in their smear campaign against Fonseka as soon as they found out that he was going to be a contender in the presidential election. Furthermore, the intelligence officer also said that he was also instructed to report that the same “top ranking army official” was responsible for the assault on two journalists. In return for his false reports and claims, the army intelligence officer (ironic….he is an intelligence officer, but I really doubt if he has any intelligence to go and agree to something like this) was promised an opportunity to go overseas, and security and protection for his house in Sri Lanka.

I have no idea why the intelligence officer has come forward now, maybe Raja-poopoo and Goat-a didn’t keep their promises or maybe he had a guilty conscious or maybe he started springing tentacles out of his butt, all I know is, considering the current hostile anti-democratic clamp down by the government that is going on in Sri Lanka, the intelligence officer had to be really really brave to step forward with this crucial information. Hats off to this man for his bravery but also he should be slapped across the face for letting himself become grasped into hands of greed; but then again if this man hadn’t done it, the government would have gotten someone else to do it and gotten rid of him just as a safety measure, and the new man that they might have hired to do the dirty work might not have come forth like this officer did and we would never have known about any of this, so I guess it did happen for a reason.

What ever said and done at the end of the day, a passionate journalist lost his life in order to revel the truth and corruption that the current government is engaging in. Lasantha was the man who questioned Chandrika Kumaratunga about her education qualifications from Sorbonne Universirty, and Chandrika responded that she was a graduate from Sorbonne. Lasantha was the journalist who investigated these claims and inquired from Sorbonne if Chandrika ever attended Sorbonne and the university proclaimed, no such student ever attended Sorbonne. When Lasantha sent a letter to Chandrika confronting her with his findings, a letter came back from her office stating that “a letter to Her Excellency the President is only forwarded to her when it is sent from a human being and not an insect like you”. Lasantha, of course not intimidated, published with evidence all his findings on his news paper, and two weeks later, armed men stormed the Sunday Leader premises held the employees at gun point and set fire to the printing equipment. This was not the last time that the Sunday Leader premises was torched, it did happen quite often later too.

[The Chandrika & Sorbonne Story]

This was just one example of bravery, from this exceptional man. The muzzle that has been put on the media by the Rajapaksa regime after Lasantha’s demise is so strong that its put an effective choke hold on all truth considering the current regime. No one was more happier to see Lasantha murdered than Goat-a, whose only goal was to see the shutting down of the Sunday Leader publication and he has, in fact, made sure this will happen by the 2 billion rupees defamatory charges won against Lasantha at the Mount Lavania courts. Having the courts, the chief justice and all other entities, that can tarnish their current grip on the state, under their control, the Rajapaksa brothers seem to be an God like feeling of euphoria.

The army intelligence officer in question, is currently held in remand custody until the 26th of May, more than enough time for the government goons to “take care” of him. I just hope that the truth, at least for once, comes to light and the people responsible are apprehended and justice will be served.

The Gaga is going to fondle some farm animals on Farmville!!

BITCH STAY OFF MY FACEBOOK!! That’s all I can say right now, since I don’t play Farmville, but sadly I know friends who do and I also know that the advertising propaganda will start pretty soon all over my Facebook even though I don’t want to see that rabid poo-flinger anywhere on my Facebook.

Its not that I don’t like Lady Gaga as a human being…..sigh who am I kidding?? I hate that woman and her mere existence, and her sorry excuse for music and her frivolous attention seeking schemes (I just hope one day she gets a high heel that’s like 200 feet tall and falls from it).

Okay now onto the matter at hand. Apparently, in anticipation of her new album “Born This Way”, which is scheduled to be released on May 23rd, Lady Gaga has teamed up with Zynga, the creators of Farmville in order to create her own GagaVille in Facebook. Fans can come to her GagaVille and see sheep wearing leather on motorbikes, unicorns and crystals and a whole lot of other crap. Furthermore Zynga are no idiots, they want to cash in as much as they can with this messed up venture. Zynga is putting up ten virtual items across their games for players to get. They are also shelling out, for people who pay to play a $25 Zynga Game Card,  a free download of Lady Gaga’s new “Born This Way” album plus exclusive bonus tracks when the album is released on May 23, and oh yea, with it they are also putting in a free  Farmville unicorn (wooowwwww a $25 digital unicorn….that’s what I always wanted *sick*). Zynga also allows Gaga fans to download exclusive tracks from  “Born This Way” before the album officially comes out. Throughout May 17th to 19th, Farmville players can unlock and stream a new unreleased track per day, and on May 20th to 23rd, players can unlock and stream a significant portion of songs from the new album and some special bonus remixes. And there are a few contests that is being sponsored by Zynga for the Gaga fans (or no self respect, no self confidence people and tone deaf people I would like to call them) who can BUY (again see how they make money out of idiots being idiots) Game Cards and get a chance to be in a draw to win a chance to go see Lady Gaga (if you do win remember not to take peanuts or bananas when you go to see Gaga, zoo keepers don’t like you feeding the animals), with 6 other winners, shoot her next music video. Lastly, for those who play and win the game “Gaga Word Of The Day” on Zynga game “Words With Friends”, will get entered to win tickets to a concert where the flea bitten baboon will be performing while on tour and signed copy of “Bron This Way”.

I don’t see why any sane person will get caught up in this who fiasco. This whole Farmville thing starts on the 17th, just 6 days before the official album release on the 23rd. If you like this type of ear bleeding music, then wait, instead of spending money for nothing, and get the album when it is officially released and buy it. Besides, you really think she is going to release the all the crap (songs)  that she thinks is good from the toilet-bowl (album) for free? she will most probably pick out the crap she thinks is bad and give it for free or just give teases of crap that she thinks is good, at the end of the day you will be wasting time and money on crap (this case I really meant crap). Crap, which after a few days, you can most probably download from the internet for free or choose the crap that you like from itunes and download only that crap instead of trying to buy the entire toilet-bowl full of crap and listening to only a few pieces of crap.

I just can’t understand why sane people, turn insane over a talentless mutant ninja turtle and give her this much attention. If she doesn’t get this much attention, she will just shrivel up and implode and do all of us a favor.


Devilled Chicken – Sri Lankan Style Baby!!

My mum used to make it all the time back home and I decided to make some today and then in the process, decided to share it with you guys. Goes really awesome with beer or some smooth whiskey 😉 So here is the recipe.


1) 500g chicken (skinless and with bones better but sadly my market didn’t have proper chicken on bone so I had to buy breast filets)

2) 5 medium onions cut into half rings.

3) 1/2 medium tomato cut into semi circle slices.

4) 3 cloves of garlic chopped into tiny pieces..

5) 4 green chillies, split into lengthwise pieces.

6) 1 spring onion chopped up (optional, I just had it left in the refrigerator so used it).

7) 1 lime.

8.) Red chillie/paprika powder.

9) Pepper powder.

10) Turmeric powder.

11) Cumin.

12) Mustard seeds.

13) Ketchup.

14) Chillie and garlic sauce (optional).

15) Hot sauce (optional).

16) Chillie Sauce (optional).

17) Salt.

18) Oil.

Note: You can use any sauce, or sauce mixes you like, but ketchup or tomato sauce is a must. Even though I didn’t add soy sauce (cause I didn’t have any), I sooooo badly wanted to add a teaspoon full 🙁 , but sadly I didn’t have any soy sauce at home. If you are making this recipe with shrimps to make devilled shrimp, then you can add a bit of oyster sauce too and fish sauce.


1) first we need to marinade the meat, if you don’t have patience you can close and marinade the meat for about 3 hours in room temperature, but I left the meat to marinade in the refrigerator over night to let the meat absorb the flavor and become more tender.

To marinade the meat, chop the chicken into medium sized cubes or chunks and put them in a bowl. To this add, 1 1/2 teaspoon of red chillie/paprika powder, 2 1/2 teaspoons of pepper powder, 3/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder, 1 teaspoon of salt and the juice of half a lime.

mix them all well (ohhhhhhh yea…I used my fingers…..nothing like getting up close and personal with a dead chicken…boooyyyyea) till all the chunks of meat are evenly coated.

Close the meat and leave it to marinade the fast method (leaving the meat for 3 hours in room temperature) or the slow method (leaving the meat to marinade over night in the refrigerator). I prefer the slow method, yes patience young padawan. When you finally open the marinaded meat, it will look like the picture below:

2) Time to deep fry the chicken now. In a pot or saucepan, add sufficient amount of oil to deep fry, that is the chicken chunks must be surrounded by oil and be able to submerge in the oil. Deep fry them till they are nice and brown.

3) While the meat is frying, cut up the vegetables as required.

4) Time to make the devilled chicken now. In a wok or saucepan, add about 3 teaspoons of oil. When the oil is hot, add 1 teaspoon of mustard and 1 teaspoon of cumin seeds. When the cumin and mustard seeds start to pop, add the chopped garlic to the oil. Let the garlic fry and flavor the oil for about 30 seconds, then add the onions. As soon as you add the onions, add the salt necessary for the dish, about 1 teaspoon (remember its ok if you add too little, you can always add more salt later, but if you put too much, you are screwed).

When the onions turn transparent and soft, add the green chillies, spring onion and tomatoes.

Stir fry the vegetables for about a minute, then add the deep fried chicken pieces.

Time for the sauce, woooohooooooo!! These are the sauces I used:

Add 8 to 10 tablespoons of ketchup/tomato sauce (er…you might think its a bit too much, but if you don’t like that much of ketchup you can of course reduce it if you want the devilled chicken to be a bit dry but if you like it to be a bit moist, add more ketchup/tomato sauce), 1 teaspoon of chilli garlic sauce, 1/2 teaspoon chilli sauce and a few drops of hot sauce. Mix this all up and stir for about 1 to two minutes till the sauce heats up.

That’s is guys….you made devilled chicken. Yayyynessssss!! I just had mine with some lentil/dhal curry and rice =]

Enjoy Guys!! Let the chicken rock the floor!!

Osama Bin Laden Dead *Breaking News*

According to preliminary news, Osama Bin Laden, one of the main founding fathers of Al Qaeda has been killed by a  drone/missile attack! firefight between US soldiers and Laden and the gang!! news is still funneling in so I will keep this post updated as soon as i get more info! Its almost been 10 years since the 9/11 attacks and he has been a thorn on the American butt ever since and it looks like he finally ran of hiding space in the mountains and the American military and security services a have finally caught up with him! Don’t know yet if it was a lucky attack or a planned attack but like I said, as news floods in, I will keep this post updated. Obama is said to make a press conference soon to give the news.


Obama is giving a message right now to announce the news.

click here to watch the message live:


here is the full speech


It has now come to light that the possible location of Bin Laden was known to the US from last August, but they waited till they could verify the intelligence report that took months to accomplish. After months of deliberation between Obama and his national security team, it was understood that Osama was in hiding within a compound deep inside Pakistan, in Abad Abad.

Last week, Obama decided that there was enough intelligence information to order a operation to take Bin Laden down and bring him to justice. Today, a small group of American soldiers, led an operation in Abad Abad to take Osama into custody, and in the firefight that ensued, Osama was killed and his body was taken into US custody. Obama also said that no American lives were lost, and that care was taken to avoid civilian casualties.

So this was how the whole thing went about and the man-hunt finally came to a rest! Trump must be pulling out his orange pubic hair after seeing this and most probably ask for the death certificate and pictures to prove it!!

Rolls Recipie – Sri Lankan Style (ironic…they also call it chinese rolls)!!

Well when I made cutlets, I also made rolls (the Sri Lankan rolls, not any other crappy ones) so I decided to post that recipe too. Hope you guys like it…woooohoooooo…now to cooking!!


For the filling-

1) 1 tin of fish, about 250 grams (recommend sardine or mackerel but can use tuna from the store too, you can even use fresh cooked fish).

2) About 3 medium sized potatoes.

3) 4 green chillies (or hot peppers as they call it here).

4) 2 big yellow onions (even polka dotted is ok as long as its freakin onions).

5) 1 cup of finely chopped carrot

6) 4 cloves of garlic.

7) 1 teaspoon mustard seeds.

8.) 1 teaspoon cumin seeds.

9) 1 teaspoon pepper (or as much as you want).

10) 1 1/4 teaspoon red chili powder (paprika powder for the folk here).

11) 1/4 teaspoon dried red chilli pieces.

12) 1 1/4 teaspoon turmeric powder.

13) Salt to taste.

14) *4 hard boiled eggs cut in half if you want to make egg rolls* <—- this is up to you!!

For the batter-

15) 3 – 4 cups all purpose flour

16) About 4 – 5 cups of cold water or room temperature water (you might need more or less water depending on how much is needed to make the batter smooth)

17) Salt to taste.

To fry-

18) 2 eggs.

19) Bread crumbs.

20) Oil to fry.


If you are using tin fish, drain all the water out of the can (if there is water in the roll from the fish, then the roll becomes too moist and soggy later and it will start to give out a strrrrrrrrrange smell <—– said with a weird accent), and remove all the bones and unsightly stuff. Then either using a spoon or your hand just pull it and tear it apart to tiny pieces. If you are using fresh fish, then boil the fish and do the same as the tin fish, remove the bones and skin and other nasty stuff and make tiny pieces of the fish.

Then take your potatoes and boil them till they are nicely soft and tender then smash it up and break the potatoes up (do not smash it to mush but rather into tiny pieces, the roll should have the yummy bite of the soft potato).

Chop up the onions, green chillies and garlic into tiny pieces. Make sure the onion and garlic is chopped well into tiny pieces. Keep the finely chopped carrot with these chopped ingredients on a plate to make it easier.

Filling Preparation:

Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a pot or wok, on medium heat, and let the oil heat up. When the oil is nice and hot, add the mustard seeds and cumin seeds. When the mustard seeds start to pop and the cumin seeds start to split, add the chopped garlic and mix for about 2o seconds to flavor the oil. As soon as the garlic starts to change color, add the onions and salt (don’t put too much salt, if the amount of salt you put is too little its ok you can add salt later when you taste it but if you put too much then you are screwed so be careful, adding salt while the onion is cooking is a good time to add the salt for the dish as the salt helps to cook the onion faster by getting the moisture out of the onions). When the onions start to turn a light translucent and start to become a light shade of brown, add the green chillies, carrot and the fish. Stir the mixture for about a minute, then add the crushed potatoes. While mixing, add the turmeric, pepper, red chilli powder and the dried chilli pieces. Keep stirring the mixture well till the mixture is all nice and even, taste to see if the amount of salt is to your satisfactory, if not add some salt and mix well. Remove the mixture from the heat.

Preparing the Batter:

While the mixture is cooling down, take a large bowl and mix in the flour and a little amount of salt. To this start adding cold water little by little and keep stirring with a spoon or mixing with your hand (I prefer my hand, its much easier to handle the mixture, but be careful, don’t spill the mixture around it sort of hardens and sticks onto everything making white stains, I ruined my favorite sweater cause of this damn thing…..I just read this again and realized I told to use your hand and if your not careful you will end up with white stains on your clothes hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha), using cold or room temperature water will help to reduce lumps formed in the flour mixture. Keep stirring and mixing until you break some o the lumps, try to make the amount of lumps as less as possible, the lesser the lumps the better but if you get a few lumps, its ok it wont matter (just blame the flour and batter hehehehehehehe). Keep stirring in water and mixing until you get a nice smooth batter with a nice flow consistency.

Making the rolls:

Take a flat non-stick frying pan (if you are using a normal pan, soak a piece of cloth with oil, and rub around the pan every time you make a pancake with the batter) and keep it on a medium heat. When the pan is hot, pour a spoonful of batter onto the middle of the pan and swirl and rub the batter around with the underside of the spoon to get a nice thin circle, and leave it for about a minute then flip the pancake over to the other side to be cooked for another half a minute and then transfer the cooked pancake onto a cutting board or plate with the side that was cooked for half a minute on the underside and place a little amount of the filling in the middle of the 1 minute cooked side of the pancake, and pull in the sides and roll the pancake over the filling so as there is no opening into the filling and its nice and sealed. Then repeat the process till all the filling is over and you get a nice big stack of rolls.

To make egg rolls, after placing some of the filling on a cooked pancake, keep half of the boiled egg in the middle of the pancake before rolling it up to a good seal and voila….you got yourself a sexiiiiii looking egg roll!! (the egg in the picture below looks mutated cause I sort of dropped the egg too fast into the boiling water so the shell sort of cracked while boiling and hence the mutated egg result, but I am sure you buggers can boil an egg better than moi so er…let my poor egg be!! hehehehehehehe!!)

Breading the rolls:

Time to make the breading station. Keep the un-breaded rolls on a  plate on one side, then a dish or container of the two eggs well beaten (needs to be beaten well cause we are using it as the egg wash) next to the rolls plate and finally another plate filled with bread crumbs.

Dip the un-breaded rolls in the egg wash thoroughly, make sure the entire roll is covered with the egg wash completely and then dump it into the bread crumb bath and roll it all over the bread crumbs until it is completely covered with bread crumbs, then move the finely breaded roll onto a plate or container. Be careful while breading so as not to open up the rolls, so handle it carefully during the whole process. Try to use one hand for the egg washing and your other hand for the breading, if you use the same hands or both hands for the egg washing and breading you will have egg all over the bread crumbs and bread crumbs in the egg was container and your hand will become all sticky and bread crumby like you just anal probed the pillsbury dough man with your fingers (yes….I first used both hands and it was a disaster).

Time to fry:

Add liberal amounts of oil to a saucepan, add enough oil so that your rolls will be completely immersed in the oil cause we are going to deep fry and we need an even fry on all sides (if you have a deep fryer, even better you lucky bastard, you can use that). Keep the sauce pan in a medium heat, and let the oil heat up. When the oil is nice and hot (you can test if the oil is hot by sprinkling a little bread crumbs onto the oil, if the bread crumbs start to bubble and fizz then the oil is ready). Now add a few rolls into the oil and fry them till a nice golden brown color is achieved (don’t over crowd the saucepan with rolls, the rolls wont cook properly then). After they are fried, remove from the oil and put it onto a container or plate lined with a paper napkin so that the excess oil gets absorbed by it.

That’s it, pat your self on the back……you made rolls!! now sit back and….after you clean up the kitchen that is!! You can eat the rolls with any freakin sauce humanly possible or just plain….its just as yummy…wooohoooooo!!!

Cheers guys 😉